Wednesday, May 09, 2007

The Brainless Pause That Refreshes

When things get to be too much, life is overwhelming and the wolves are at the mental door, nothing quite relaxes the mind like Curt Schilling calling Barry Bonds a steroid-pumping cheater. I love's so mindless. And Shilling and Bonds exemplify the mindlessness of professional sports in such a divergent, yet equally insipid way. If the names Schilling and Bonds aren't familiar to you because you avoid sports like six-day old unrefrigerated hamburger meat, think Paris Hilton v. Jessica Simpson, but with protective cups, fighting in the back of a limousine while chewing tobacco.

Add to that Schilling has a blog. Which I actually admit to reading. Oh, the relaxing mindless waters...wash o'er me.

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