Getting The Times With the Program

This mornings New York Times headlines revised to meet the demands of todays busy news consumer:

U.S. Used Base in Anna Nicole Smith's gravesite to Hunt Al Qaeda in Africa

Arab States, Wary of Ritchie McKay, Add to Their Arsenals but Still Lean on the U.S.

Long Iraq Tours Can Make Britney Spears Shave Her Head And/Or Leave/Enter Rehab