Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Enemy Without Unites Within...Otherwise Screw Off, Loser!

Quiz Time: Remember use only a Number Two Pencil...


Patriotism
is:

A. Rallying together when someone from outside the tribe attacks the tribe
B. Making sure everyone inside the tribe is taken care of as well as possible
C. Threatening the life of the tribe leader when in opposition to an idea or policy
D. All of the above
E. A and C, but not B
F. A and B, but not C
G. It depends on how much my taxes go up
H. This quiz was designed by a "liberal" and therefore is invalid as "liberals" are not allowed to use the word Patriotism, you can look it up, it's in the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers...
I. Hitler
J. Socialism
K. Death Panel
L. The hypotenuse
M. None of the Above

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