Saturday, January 28, 2006

Now You Can Profit From Current Events!

So much fun stuff going on, so little time to ridicule it.

Scot's Internet Gambling Site is now up and running ( through an off-shore partnership with Richard Branson, the makers of the La Llarona movie "The Cry" (paid) and ex-State Treasurer Robert Vigil. Wagers (aka "action") are being accepted for the following "Over/Under" bets (note: for the gambling unaddicted, an "over/under" is where you bet whether the posted date/number is too high/late or low/early):

  • Rail Runner's First Day of Regular Service: January 2, 2007
  • Rail Runner's Length of Service if a proposed $393 million cap on spending becomes reality: 90 Days
  • Number of barrels actually lifted by Feudal Prince Marty and Councillor Michael Cadigan at the "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" Montano (where the hell is the tilde in Blogger?) Bridge Four Lane Freedom Festival : 1.01
  • Number of emails I will get from John Kerry asking for my help on the Alito Filibuster: 1,085
  • Number that I will read: 1.01
  • Date of first airing of new James Frey, Jayson Blair and Stephen Glass ensemble reality show, "The UnReal World": September 1, 2006

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